Emme’s 5-star review:
Amazingly exhilarating! I didn't do any hard core preparation for this race except run 7 miles at the most. I was still recovering from surgery, but I decided to give it a go! Upon signing up for this race, my friends have advised me to train with them. I just smiled and thought, "Hey, I could run 20 miles... I can do this!" But really... this race, described as brutal by many, is nothing like running! My friends told me to watch Youtube videos, but I didn't want to psych myself out - until the night before. My jaw dropped. My heart pounded! The question of what I got myself into kept circling in my head!
The morning of the event, I woke up to the sound of rain. Oh how I love the rain - except that morning! Rain makes everything muddier, more slippery & more dangerous! Of course, it's not Sparta without they heavy rain, cold winds, 40 degree weather, and uneven terrain! At this point, I kept telling myself that it's not too late to quit. However, I also knew I would regret not doing it! So, I end up hopping on that Suburban and driving through the Valley traffic. It took us over an hour to get to Malibu. Then, we had to take another trek on the bus, which took us deeper into the canyons/hills.
I was in Diva mode (scared to get wet or be out in freezing cold, don't want mud on me, in utter disbelief that I'm not wearing an ounce of makeup in public - that kinda mode). It wasn't until we were picking up our race packets when I finally shook off the diva in me. As one of the reviewers said, "Shiz gets real in a Spartan race!" Walking towards the bus were finishers - some decided to stay covered in mud, shivering from the cold, lips bluish and face as white as a ghost, but they all displayed a proud look as their medals hung in front of their chests. I keep saying to myself, "Snap out of it lil' girl, just keep moving forward and think Hunger Games!"
So after we checked in, we started to trek to the start line. We had to jump a 4.5 foot fence to get to the start line. Say what!?! I was cool with that obstacle until a guy right in front of me climbed the fence, lost his grip, and face planted to the ground. Way to break my confidence buddy! Thanks - a - lot!
I will not describe each obstacle coz, frankly, I do not want to remember some of them. I was told the obstacles change every year except for a few exceptions. These exceptions include: 1) The 10+ feet walls & other different types of wall climb with/without ropes involved. 2 )The muddy swamps - this hurdle will cause your entire body to feel pins and needles as soon as you get out of the water. Stay in the water too long and you'll feel the water get cooler. 3) The uphill crawl through interminable sharp rocks/pebbles and barbed wire- immediately placed after the muddy swamp. Pay very close attention to the barbed wires. They are close to two feet above ground, but because your palms and forearms and knees get too scraped and sore during the crawl (happens around halfway up), you may get the tendency to change your position. Before you know it, there goes a bloody clump of hair or a piece of skin from your back on the barbed wire.
Many of the obstacles require a lot of climbing. A few on the ground obstacles include the uphill bunny hop (ankles are tied together) and there's the 40 lb. bag uphill hike through uneven grounds, through trees. I did skip the 100 feet rope climb because I could not get traction on the rope (yes, 30 burpees). Burpees are definitely harder to do on mud! The terrain also has a tons of uphills. Did I mention that? A lot of folks clog up the trails due to leg cramps. Downhills can cause you to slip if you're not careful. So pay attention to every step you make during this race. Make sure you wear trail runners. Hang on to your shoes coz you can lose them in the mud or in the water and you'll have to do the race in socks or barefooted.
One great thing I learned about humanity from participating in this race? Chivalry is not dead. There are a lot of guys out there who are willing to stop and help you out or even offer to carry you. They can't do the obstacle for you, but they can sure make it a lot easier to do. LADIES, please take note... many of the guys who participate in this race are super fit and strikingly handsome. Like blindingly gorgeous! Some guys you'll meet will spit out a pick up line or two, but it's all in fun.
Again, this race is nothing like running a marathon! It can be highly addicting. If you want a different kind of fitness challenge... try a Spartan race. And come prepared, some folks wore knee and elbow pads and used gloves with grips. I know it's sexy to bear skin while doing this race, but be smart. The more skin you expose, the more you are susceptible to get sick or scraped up = infection. Many folks wore long sleeves and long pants - no cotton anything! Don't say I didn't warn you. See you in 2014!